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Keep Your Pants on & Your Teeth In Greeting Card

£4.00
No need to panic as long as you heed the advice of artist Peter Andrews in this straight to the point hilarious card. Blank inside for your own message this card is a sure fire way to give a laugh and raise any flagging spirits.

Standard Delivery Only £4.95

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Keep Your Pants on & Your Teeth In Greeting Card

£4.00